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Glorious Return

August 4, 2008

This is going to be brief.

1) There was significantly less traffic on 395 North for a Monday morning than usual. My theory: Redskins sunday night pre-season game, and the fact that there were 3 trillion redneck Skins fans in Canton over the weekend for the HOF inductions. Pathetic? Yes. Sad? Yes. Hardly any traffic? Totally money. Thank you Redskins fans. Put your shirt back on and pull up your jean shorts and get ready to totally be in my fucking way on the commute to work on Tuesday.

2) Sometimes people get KILLT. Murder happens. This is a fact. But it’s beginning to bother me how many people these days this week are getting BEHEADED, and none of them in some dingy “basement” in Afghanistan wearing sacks on their head. Regular citizens just getting hacked up. WTF.


“A lot of our clients stop by a deli on the way to the airport, rather than have a catered meal on the plane” costing $50 per boxed lunch, said Justin Sullivan. Sullivan is the founder of Regent Jet, an Andover, Mass.-based broker that buys blocks of aircraft time to trim costs for high-end clientele whose multi-leg itineraries can sometimes exceed $100,000.

Fuck you, rich people.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. August 4, 2008 9:28 am

    I don’t understand how a $50 boxed lunch is what pushes the $100,000 plane ride from affordable to unaffordable. Stupid rich people.

  2. Laura E. permalink
    August 4, 2008 2:47 pm

    I hate rich people.

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