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Who should I vote for?

September 20, 2007
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This little web application is supposed to help you weigh your political stances and choose a candidate for President of the World in 2008. Naturally I decided to abuse the functionality to get results that mattered to me: someone who doesn’t give a shit.

If you mark “unsure” for every single issue and then score the importance of all issues as “low”, This guy isn't a rapper you should vote for Joe

Biden. Ironically, over 6% of the people taking this poll got Mr. Biden for their choice in 2008. So 6% of America doesn’t give a fuck about anything related to the presidential election, despite the best efforts of the six thousand 24 hour news networks and Puff Daddy.

If you don’t support any of the issues but are generally apathetic to the whole thing, you’ll receive a whopping 78% compatibility rating with faux-Republican Ron Paul

Not Ron Pawlus

Also of interest?

Top 5 Most Important Issues


  • Iraq Surge
  • Abortion
  • Free Trade
  • Embryonic Stem Cell Research
  • New England Patriots Scandal

Ok, so I made that last one up – it’s actually “Guantanamo Bay”. Something about bat shit in the Caribbean? I don’t know. Sounds boring.

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